Ladys and gentalmen its friday the 13th be carful ... are you scared ??? are you tough???? dose it even matter probly not ......
So with the weekend rearing its ugly head thoughts again turn to what am i doing well no big plans as yet i am going to a vampire movie at cinimia under the stars thats an outdoor thing every summer they put on a movie under the stars a few times a year you just bring a pinic blanket and to sit on and a bottle of wine and something to eat anyway its the first full moon of the year so we are watching some clasic B/W vampire movie but i forgot what one it is ...... apart from that not much planed .....
I have a race in three weeks and a fight in five weeks so looking fwd to both of them ..... more into on that another time ....
so for now a quick joke
A Vow of ''Celebracy''
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He''s met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text ofthe Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages.
After becoming a linguistic master,he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every versionof the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a screamin the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering,
"An ''R''! They left out the ''R''."
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again,"It''s the letter ''R''... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
take care little ones
Sarah hugz times 100
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