Sunday, July 01, 2007

My New Bike ...YEA!!!!!!

Hey kids sorry for the slack posting I will try but I am heading away in a couple of days so might not make a post for a week or two .... I will try to find a net cafe somewhere .. I am heading down the coast to a holiday home I have rented for a couple of weeks I am hoping to just chill out and catch my breath from what has been a fast paced year so far ... so look for some holiday snaps soon ..

On another note I just payed for my new bike its not the one I was going to get its a Suzuki Across GSX 250F
How cute is it ???!!!!!!!! omgosh I am totaly inlove with it ... weird hey but as they say its more of a partnership riding a bike than driving a care ... well I pick it up in a couple of weeks when I get back so look out .... maybe I will have to visit all my net friends just cause I need a reasion to go somewhere .. like I need a reasion ....

Apart from that nothing much is going on ..... sad all the same .. oh I almost forgot you have prolly seen this email going around but I thought I would post it anyway ... as you know I can not spell for shit and english I recon sucks .. this email sums up how I feel ....

Reasons why English is so hard to learn...

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time
to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in an eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple
nor pine in pineapple. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads,
which aren't sweet, are meat. And if we explore its paradoxes, we
find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a
guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. You park in the
driveway but you drive on the parkway. You ship by truck and send
cargo by ship. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. When
the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they
are invisible.
And finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer
you have to hit 'START!!

Love and light my little friends ...
much hugz
Sarah mwa mwa

4 comments:

BBC said...

Hum, that kind of bike isn't my style but if you like it, there you go.

Please be careful on it.


"Reasons why English is so hard to learn.."

You mean other than it is a piece of shit and the word smiths are always fucking with the words?

Have a good time.
Reasons why English is so hard to learn..Hugs.

Sarah said...

Thanks Billy I will be careful as I can be my dirt bike has scared the shit out of me a couple of times so my baby will do that I am sure .... But I just bought a heap of saftey gear that hopeful I will not have to personaly test ... fingers crossed ....

I like most bikes I have been looking a old style cruiser thing but think I should keep to something a bit smaller first perhaps my next bike ..

big hugz
Sarah

Dan said...

Beautiful bike Sarah! I'm sure you're going to have loads of fun on it ... and look awesome on it.

Have fun at the beach. We may not chat until the end of July. Laura and I are headed to Oregon for 10 days of hiking and playing next week.

Hugs and love!

BBC said...

I have a Honda 150 scooter, it does highway speeds and gets 70 miles per gallon. It is all I need now that I'm older and not into speed all that much.

Actually, it is pretty peppy. Please be careful out there and live each moment as if it may be your last, because it just might be.

Love someone, even if it hurts. Hugs.Boy, long post, and I'm at my quota of beers. But it seems that it is as screwed up there as it is here. Hugs.